Hunting season starts tomorrow. Gone are the days when normal men wear attractive clothes in beautiful colors. We are now entering the time period in which most men will wrap themselves in shades of variegated greens and imitate the nearest tree or shrub. Suddenly, during this time of year, the only fashionable clothes many men wear are branded Mossy Oak or something comparable. Clothes shopping is done at Bass Pro, the hunting section at Wal Mart, Cabela's, or sporting goods stores. Women aren't even allowed to use Gain or Tide -- they have to buy special laundry detergent that covers up the human scent. Even worse, the cologne of the next few months will be premium doe pee. No self-respecting buck could possibly let all this preparation go unheeded, could he? Surely he will be willing to sacrifice himself and his harem for the chance to live for eternity on someone's wall. I surely hope so...if all our men are going to make themselves smelly and invisible, the least they deserve is a trophy for the wall.
Best of luck Josh and David (my two very favorite hunters)!
Best of luck to all you hunters!
Best of luck to any of you looking for your men...you may not be able to pick him out of the shrubbery!
Deer Hunting Time Is Here Again
Deer hunting time is here again
And many hunters take to the woods
After months of planning with family and friends
They gather in common brotherhood
It's a freedom that fills the soul of a man
With the peace of God's nature all around
Lessons that have been taught since time began
And lifelong memories and friendships are found
Hunting is taught by tradition still yet
Knowledge passed on from man to man
And you'll learn things that you'll never forget
And respect nature more, our wildlife, and our land
So all you hunters enjoy this time
May you be skilled and have lots of luck
May God bless you as you hunt today
And may you bag that ten point buck! !
Kat West
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