Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Random Observations from Our Tampa Trip

I was going to put this in my post about our trip, but it seemed a little long. I just didn't want to forget some things I learned while on our memorable trip to Tampa, Florida for Ashley's regional gymnastics meet. We had some beach time, some shopping time, and a LOT of time in the car. These are some things I learned through observation:

  • When riding with a baby who does not need to be awakened, pack a cooler of food.
  • It is very weird to be far from home, stopped at a random Wendy's for a frosty and baby break, and meet a former gymnast from Greenville whose family had moved.
  • All babies must like to sleep sideways or upside down.
  • Pull-out beds in hotels are instruments or torture straight from prisoner of war camps.
  • When riding with a person with a small bladder, limit fluid intake. Possibly use adult diapers (due to the othered diapered rider).
  • Just because a person can fit in a bikini does not mean she should wear one.
  • Men who lie on the beach should not be seen pulling up pants legs to avoid tan lines. Looks weird, guys.
  • Old couples who hold hands are the sweetest in the world.
  • Parasailing must be AWESOME!!
  • It is very difficult to repack the same way you packed the first time.
  • Ice cream can heal many injuries, soothe feelings, and calm restless babies.
  • Just because a restaurant is to-die-for does not mean the food is good for picky South Alabama eaters.
  • Eating outside is the way to go to keep babies happy.
  • All people love babies; we could have set up a bucket and gotten donations from people watching Carsyn wave and dance.
  • Even if your gps aggravates you, take it on trips. It can get you back home, find food, and remind you of the speed limit.
  • Florida has better roads than Alabama.
  • Kilwin's has REALLY good fudge. Just sayin'  :)
  • Love bugs...ugghhhhh!
  • You cannot go to the beach without coming home with a truck full of sand.
  • Even on vacation, emails and texts go on.
  • The death of bin Laden causes excitement in the middle of the night, in the middle of vacation, in the middle of Florida, in the middle of anything!!
  • People who dance to the music on their ipod while walking down the beach look pretty ridiculous, but provide good entertainment.
  • Girls who wear their shorts undone over their bikini bottoms look like their clothes are too small.
  • It is entirely possible to be too tan.
  • Wal Marts and Targets are EVERYWHERE. That's a good thing when you need baby food and diapers.
  • It is entirely possible to be too old to wear a two piece.
  • Babies prefer to sit in the sand on the beach, whether in the shade or not.
  • Police who stop very old ladies with sirens and lights should be ashamed of themselves. Poor lady :(
  • It should be a federally mandated law that all people returning from trips/vacations have an exxtra day off for recuperation purposes before returning to work.
  • In the midst of a weekend in paradise, I still miss pecan trees, long red-dirt roads, swingsets in the yard, and Robbie's snoring.

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